Weekly Jokes

Fraggles · Post by **Fraggles** » Sun Sep 25, 2011 2:59 am

Joke #22

Q: What does a blonde see when she opens up and peers into a box of cheerios?

A: Donut seeds.

Fraggles · Post by **Fraggles** » Sun Sep 25, 2011 3:03 am

Joke #23

Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at you from the front door, who should you let in first?

A: The dog. It'll shut up once you let him inside.

Fraggles · Post by **Fraggles** » Sun Sep 25, 2011 3:05 am

Joke #24

There were once two muffins inside of an oven. The first muffin said to the second muffin, "Hey man, how's it going?"
The second muffin replied, "HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Fraggles · Post by **Fraggles** » Sun Sep 25, 2011 3:07 am

Joke #25

R.A.P. = Retards Attempting Poetry

Fraggles · Post by **Fraggles** » Sun Sep 25, 2011 3:10 am

OK as a new series of jokes (im still not done with these) i will be putting together some "statistic" and "linking the information" jokes; so if you send me two words that could not possibly be connected or related in any way let me know those two words and i will have a crack at them.

Fraggles · Post by **Fraggles** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 2:08 am

Joke #26

Yo mamma is so fat when she was basking on the beach a life guard came up to her and said, "Excuse me m'am but the tide needs to come in.

Fraggles · Post by **Fraggles** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 2:09 am

Joke #27

Yo mamma is so fat she broke a branch on her family tree.

rocheci · Post by **rocheci** » Sat Oct 08, 2011 4:20 pm

two unconnected words - walrus, shakespearian poetry. have a shot at that!

Post by **Kommy** » Sat Oct 08, 2011 11:07 pm

#26 for the win

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