Fun timez with Blitz.
Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2011 9:34 pm
So I was chillin, eatin some watermelons, in the shitty jail you guise haz. I mean like srsly guise, my grandma could make a better bed and she's dead. So anyways, I'm sure right now you're like "Power, the fuck were you doing in jail?" Well here's my story kiddies.
So I was on HF, as usual. Looking for something to do. So I saw a post that said "Shitty server. No protection" So I was all like YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH and went on that server. As you prolly guessed, that server was yours. And although, I liked the server, and most of the people in it (Paperz is a fag) I decided to stick with my original goal and I started griefing.
So I was just walking around, minding my own business, when BAM out comes this huge ass platform. I was amazed by this platform. For many reason, one being it wasn't protected. Prolly because it wasn't very creative. Anyways, I climb up and I see a ton of chests. My first idea was to just take the tower down and cover the chests with dirt. But then I had a better idea: Take out the roof and everything in the tower, then cover the chests with furnaces and private them. I then look down from the tower and see a small town. Then being the intelligent man I am, I thought "Small town + Power = Grief"
So, I broke down about three houses and some shitty statue of a person with a sword. I covered two of the houses with dirt and trees (Even though they are quite easily noticed) And as I was working on the fourth house, I was interrupted by a fellow who goes by the name "Caldrin" Now you are prolly thinking "Power! Run! It's an Overlord!" But I was like naww, I just went on with my house. Obviously, I was jailed.
And although, it would have been a lot easier to just ban me right away, Caldrin picked the fun choice and decided to jail me. Now here, I had two choiced, one, I could rage and spam and call them fags or two, I could have some laughs before I was banned
Now, I could explain this story to you, but wouldn't that be boring, so instead, I will show you the screenshots of what happened!
I hope you enjoy dem watermelonz blitz. Hope this was as funny for you as it was for me
TL;DR: Fuck off. Go read the whole post.
So I was on HF, as usual. Looking for something to do. So I saw a post that said "Shitty server. No protection" So I was all like YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH and went on that server. As you prolly guessed, that server was yours. And although, I liked the server, and most of the people in it (Paperz is a fag) I decided to stick with my original goal and I started griefing.
So I was just walking around, minding my own business, when BAM out comes this huge ass platform. I was amazed by this platform. For many reason, one being it wasn't protected. Prolly because it wasn't very creative. Anyways, I climb up and I see a ton of chests. My first idea was to just take the tower down and cover the chests with dirt. But then I had a better idea: Take out the roof and everything in the tower, then cover the chests with furnaces and private them. I then look down from the tower and see a small town. Then being the intelligent man I am, I thought "Small town + Power = Grief"
So, I broke down about three houses and some shitty statue of a person with a sword. I covered two of the houses with dirt and trees (Even though they are quite easily noticed) And as I was working on the fourth house, I was interrupted by a fellow who goes by the name "Caldrin" Now you are prolly thinking "Power! Run! It's an Overlord!" But I was like naww, I just went on with my house. Obviously, I was jailed.
And although, it would have been a lot easier to just ban me right away, Caldrin picked the fun choice and decided to jail me. Now here, I had two choiced, one, I could rage and spam and call them fags or two, I could have some laughs before I was banned
Now, I could explain this story to you, but wouldn't that be boring, so instead, I will show you the screenshots of what happened!
I hope you enjoy dem watermelonz blitz. Hope this was as funny for you as it was for me
TL;DR: Fuck off. Go read the whole post.