Minecraft Junkie

Before jokes begin to roll in, i would like to issue a WARNING about jokes that my be innapropraite for some members. They may involve racism, sexist, crude language, harsh comments about religions and or nations etc. I want say that in reading this message you acknowledge the fact that some of these jokes are offense and will not take any actions against ther auther of an offense jokes , however, these jokes should not get to out of hand in an offensive matter ; this was meant to be a time to have a quick laugh whenever.

Anyways... I hope you enjoy

Joke #1

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the entire class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping,
"Tell me, mary who created the universe?" When Mary didn't awake, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
"God almighty!" Shouted Mary.
The teacher said, "Very good!" and Mary then fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary,"Who is our lord and savior?", but Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and struck her again.
"Jesus Christ!" yelped Mary.
The teacher applauded in saying, "Excellent work Mary!" and Mary fell back asleep.
Towards the end of the lesson the teacher asked Mary, "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
Again Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted,
"If you stick that damn thing in be one more time, I'll break it in half!"
The teacher fainted...

lol

I can't stop laughing Oh my goodness I love you for that. I can't wait for the next one

LAWLZ, that was hilarious, please make the next one soon

LOL. Wish I didn't have to wait a week for the next one!

My brain is melting at the sheer comedic content in that one message.
I speak smart words, make me feel smart

I have plenty of jokes so since you guys love them soo much ill try to post one as soon as i can, also if you think your jokes are good enough feel free to post them!

Joke #2

Q: How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A: It's not hard.

Joke #3

One day there were two boys playing near a stream. One of the young boys went to hide in a bush, after a while the other boy went over to see what was taking his friend so long. Upon coming to the bush the two boys stood staring at a naked lady bathing in the stream. All of the sudden the second boy took off running. The first boy couldn't understand why his friend did this so he took off after him. Finally the first boy caught up to his friend and asked why he ran away. The second boy replied, "My mom told me if I ever saw a naked lady I would turn into stone. Upon seeing the lady in the stream, I felt something getting hard, so I ran.