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Re: Weekly Jokes
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 2:59 am
by Fraggles
Joke #22
Q: What does a blonde see when she opens up and peers into a box of cheerios?
A: Donut seeds.
Re: Weekly Jokes
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 3:03 am
by Fraggles
Joke #23
Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at you from the front door, who should you let in first?
A: The dog. It'll shut up once you let him inside.
Re: Weekly Jokes
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 3:05 am
by Fraggles
Joke #24
There were once two muffins inside of an oven. The first muffin said to the second muffin, "Hey man, how's it going?"
The second muffin replied, "HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN!"
Re: Weekly Jokes
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 3:07 am
by Fraggles
Joke #25
R.A.P. = Retards Attempting Poetry
Re: Weekly Jokes
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 3:10 am
by Fraggles
OK as a new series of jokes (im still not done with these) i will be putting together some "statistic" and "linking the information" jokes; so if you send me two words that could not possibly be connected or related in any way let me know those two words and i will have a crack at them.
Re: Weekly Jokes
Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2011 2:08 am
by Fraggles
Joke #26
Yo mamma is so fat when she was basking on the beach a life guard came up to her and said, "Excuse me m'am but the tide needs to come in.
Re: Weekly Jokes
Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2011 2:09 am
by Fraggles
Joke #27
Yo mamma is so fat she broke a branch on her family tree.
Re: Weekly Jokes
Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 4:20 pm
by rocheci
two unconnected words - walrus, shakespearian poetry. have a shot at that!
Re: Weekly Jokes
Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 11:07 pm
by Kommy
#26 for the win