Re: Weekly Jokes
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 9:27 am
Number 10 and 13 for the win....
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?
A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from
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Re: Weekly Jokes
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 4:14 pm
Joke #15
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?
A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?
A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from
Re: Weekly Jokes
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 4:28 pm
Joke #16
Deep in the woods one day, sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine.
"Hmmm" says the bear to the squirrel, "Do you find that shit tends to stick to your fur?"
"Yes it does." replies the squirrel.
"Great!" shouts the bear, and wipes his ass with the squirrel.
Deep in the woods one day, sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine.
"Hmmm" says the bear to the squirrel, "Do you find that shit tends to stick to your fur?"
"Yes it does." replies the squirrel.
"Great!" shouts the bear, and wipes his ass with the squirrel.
Re: Weekly Jokes
Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 5:14 am
15 and 16... HILARIOUS
Re: Weekly Jokes
Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2011 9:22 pm
IF you do NOT give me more I will be forced to suck the molecules out of you, put them in my mind, and get high off of them.
Re: Weekly Jokes
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 2:43 am
Joke #17
If a man says something in the middle of a dense forest, and there are no women around to hear him, is he still wrong?
If a man says something in the middle of a dense forest, and there are no women around to hear him, is he still wrong?
Re: Weekly Jokes
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 2:52 am
Joke #18
At the annual blonde convention there were a group of blonde's who entered chanting, "28 days! 28 days! It only took us 28 days!"
The leader of the convention was wondering what they had managed to finish in 28 days. So the bunch of blondes hurried on stage to the microphone upon being asked to explain.
The leader of the organisation asked, "So, what took you 28 days and why are you celebrating???"
All the blondes replied, "We just finished a puzzle in 28 days, and on the box it said 3-6 years!!!"
The crowd began to cheer...BLONDES!BLONDES!BLONDES!...
At the annual blonde convention there were a group of blonde's who entered chanting, "28 days! 28 days! It only took us 28 days!"
The leader of the convention was wondering what they had managed to finish in 28 days. So the bunch of blondes hurried on stage to the microphone upon being asked to explain.
The leader of the organisation asked, "So, what took you 28 days and why are you celebrating???"
All the blondes replied, "We just finished a puzzle in 28 days, and on the box it said 3-6 years!!!"
The crowd began to cheer...BLONDES!BLONDES!BLONDES!...
Re: Weekly Jokes
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 2:54 am
Joke #19
Q: Why does it take thousands of sperm to eventually only fertilize 1 egg?
A: Because men won't stop and ask for directions!
Q: Why does it take thousands of sperm to eventually only fertilize 1 egg?
A: Because men won't stop and ask for directions!
Re: Weekly Jokes
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 2:56 am
Joke #20
Q: In the middle of a war, what do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin out and throw it back.
Q: In the middle of a war, what do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin out and throw it back.
Re: Weekly Jokes
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 2:58 am
Joke #21
Q: How many survivors from a nuclear war, living in high radiation levels, does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.
Q: How many survivors from a nuclear war, living in high radiation levels, does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.