Weekly Jokes

Things "apparently" exist out side of minecraft. Yeah, we know, what?

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lol wow those are all pretty good ones
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best one yet xD
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ive heard the first two before but htose are some hilarious jokes. Keep em coming.
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I love the 1st and 3rd jokes im still laughing now :D
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I LOL'ed at all 3. ive heard the 3rd one before but it still manages to make me laugh :lol:
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Joke #4

Q: What is it that all men have one of;it's longer on some men than others; the Pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

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A: a surname
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Joke #5

Q: What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much they often blow it?

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A: a $50 bill
FRAG OUT!
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Post by uberadam »

LOL at both of these, its jokes like 4 and 5 that never cease to make me laugh. plz post more soon :lol:
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i'm not sure its possible to to have good deliverance in a typed message..... but YOU nailed it!
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